Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
An AU in which all the Alpha and Beta kids just hang out in shady alleys for ironic reason.
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes